8.
[Private to the Order]
Did you lot know that a bloody malaclaw will give you bad luck for a week if it bites you? Yeah, well, since that bastard sent me one on Monday, here's how the week has gone:

- Fell down the stairs. Twice.
- Almost got pecked to death on a chicken farm in Ireland. What was I doing on an Irish chicken farm, you ask? Wrong apparition coordinates.
- Pipes burst in my flat. That was a fun morning.
- Tried to work on that scent-altering charm to help Pepper get Arthur's son back. Well, I won't go into how poorly that went down. Just won't be hitting on any ladies for the time being. Still working on it, though.

Bottom line, I am going to hurt Rabastan Lestrange.