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September 29th, 2009


12:18 am - 15.
[Private]
That was terrible. Well, not terrible. But hard. I hate funerals, memorial services, shit like that. I never have anything good to say. Even to Dorcas.... I just talked about buttfuckin. Damn, I'm an asshole.

[Private to the Order]
Look, I know I warded the fuck outta my mum's house, but I still don't feel right. I feel like I'm just leaving her and....

Well, would it be alright if I moved her to the Leeds safe house with me? Or at least can I have someone help me move her out of London and set her up with a new identity or something? Just that I helped Dorcas out and now she's dead and

My mum's all I got.

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September 20th, 2009


11:15 am - 14.
[Private to the Order]
Oi, look. I don't know the details about what happened to Dorcas though I can guess based on all the bullshit Fab but fighting each other won't help. Alice and I were trying to figure out how to trace the portkey, but we got nothing.

So I thought, we need leverage. We can't get to Yaxley, then we need to take someone ourselves. A wife, parent, child, fiance...someone. Take someone close to a Death Eater and make them bring Dorcas back to us. These people have vulnerabilities, and now's the time to exploit them. Or if not, let's start seriously tailing these bastards. There's just gotta be something we can do, and quickly cause we don't know how much time she has

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September 4th, 2009


02:48 pm - 13.
[Private to the Order]
You lot, in Leeds, I hopped on over to the Norwich safehouse for a bit. Needed a change of scenery. And some more smokes. So don't freak out if I'm not there.

While I'm here, I've been reading these transcripts from the eavesdropping charm placed on that Carrow bird. And lemme tell you, we gotta plant these things on more Death Eaters. Most entertaining shit I've read in a long time.

Alright. Clearly I'm bored. I gotta get a damn life. How long do I have to stay in hiding?

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August 18th, 2009


04:20 pm - 12.
Nice day, my arse.

[Private to the Order]
Well, I suppose that means they'll be showing up to my flat any minute now, seeing as it's almost 24 hours since I got that damn summons.

Bunch of rat bastards. No spine, the lot of them.



{OOC: Strikeout added later, after James's comment}

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August 9th, 2009


10:51 pm - 11.
[Private to the Order]
Alright, I'm out of London. Made it to the Leeds house. Brought some of my stuff, you know, the essentials or whatever.

If any of you hear something about my mum, let me know. They shouldn't go after her, she don't know nothing anyway.


So, bi-weekly poker night? Who's in?

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August 1st, 2009


11:17 pm - 10.
[Hexed against Death Eaters and Ministry Employees]
Lowell & Jenkins... bloody idiots. Wasn't a bad scam, to start off with. Trouble is, the merchants brought it to Gringotts. You need a fence for that kind of setup, not the bloody bank!

Remember this, a free lesson from Uncle Dung. If you're dealing with bad money, make sure your people know to not bring it to Gringotts. Those goblins are right picky little bastards and will turn you over to the Ministry in a heartbeat.

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July 23rd, 2009


12:16 pm - 9.
[Private to the Order, minus Sirius, plus Pepper]

Now that things are back to normal (after breaking two toes, almost losing a finger, burning off an eyebrow, and getting lost in the Welsh countryside) I've finally completed my work on a scent-altering charm that Pepper requested. However, it's not perfect, and it needs to be tested on a werewolf before we attempt any sort of field use out of it. I'd also like someone who is skilled at charms to look over the work as well. I'm not that confident in my charms, especially after being cursed for a week.

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July 17th, 2009


01:37 pm - 8.
[Private to the Order]
Did you lot know that a bloody malaclaw will give you bad luck for a week if it bites you? Yeah, well, since that bastard sent me one on Monday, here's how the week has gone:

- Fell down the stairs. Twice.
- Almost got pecked to death on a chicken farm in Ireland. What was I doing on an Irish chicken farm, you ask? Wrong apparition coordinates.
- Pipes burst in my flat. That was a fun morning.
- Tried to work on that scent-altering charm to help Pepper get Arthur's son back. Well, I won't go into how poorly that went down. Just won't be hitting on any ladies for the time being. Still working on it, though.

Bottom line, I am going to hurt Rabastan Lestrange.

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July 13th, 2009


10:26 pm - 7.

FUCK--
THAT SONOFABITCH!

[Private to Fabian Prewett]
Look, I don't know if you were planning on taking Rabastan Lestrange like you and Ed did with Narcissa, but if you are, I fucking want in. I know Knockturn better than any of you.

Can't do anything for another week, though. Been cursed. Motherfucker

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June 30th, 2009


06:18 pm - 6.
[Private to the Order, minus Sirius Black]

I shouldn't have started pointing fingers like that yesterday, you know? I cooled down a bit, and yeah, maybe I am getting paranoid like Moody but all I'm sayin is we need to be more careful, I spose.

Sorry for harrassing you, Ed.

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May 30th, 2009


10:00 pm - 5.
[Private to the Order]
If all I'm gonna read about from you sarcastic bastards is how many shite breaks you take in a day, then I'm tossin this fucking thing out the window. Got more important things to worry about, don't we?

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May 29th, 2009


09:41 pm - 4.
Got a lot of time on me hands at the moment, so I got my books balanced.

Some of you, and I won't name names, owe me money. You know bloody well who you are, don't you?

[Private to the Order]
All's quiet at the Tonks residence. They strengthened the wards good though. So I don't think anythings getting in. How long you lot want me to keep an eye out? I got business to take care of.

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May 14th, 2009


12:19 am - 3.
Alright you bastards, I'm hosting a poker game Saturday night. Need a few more blokes to fill out my poker table. So far, it's just me & Al. Minimum buy-in is 5 galleons.

Who's in?

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May 13th, 2009


11:54 am - 2.
That was bloody rough. Haven't drank like that in...aw hell it was last week.

Al, you're a good mate. Wanna do it again this weekend?

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May 6th, 2009


01:39 am - 1.
Now this is an interesting book, one I don't mind reading. Never thought I'd be one to follow gossip. Proven me wrong, hasn't it? Glad I knicked picked one up. Good to read on the toilet.

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